爱你 leh!!

Me: Dear!!  我爱你 leh!! *sparkle in the eyes*

Hubby: (wary) 然后 leh?

Me: 可以帮我拿 laptop 进房间吗? Heez!

Hubby: (=.=)””” Okok

Me: 谢谢 Dear!!

Hubby: Dear!! 我更爱你 leh!! 你可以自己拿吗?

Me: Hahahaha!

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Just sharing some funny stuff. Of course please dont be mistaken that I always ask hubby help me do this and that ok. I’m merely shag out today with all the housework, bathing Vickki cum ironing his shirts. Naturally we always help each other when one party is shag out. =)

Oh…one good tip to share for great relationships:

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Always say please and thank you! 可以。。。吗? And 谢谢, no matter howwww tiny the favor might be. It’s to show your appreciation and of course respect. =D

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Till now, I always thank him for washing the dishes(occasionally) or hanging the clothes(daily), and he always thank me when I cook for him, even if it’s maggie mee….or iron his clothes etc….or rather…we thank each other for almost everything la.

Do not underestimate the power of P’s and Q’s. =D

Ending the super short entry with a cute pic of Vickki. She’ll always pester me to carry her or let her sleep on my lap on her first day of bath. And she can stay there all day until I have cramps. Love her lots. =D

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Joke of the day

Simple jokes like this makes my day. =)

“Cease the opportunity.”

Muahahahahahaha

Just find it funny. =P

 

Unique Christian Names

Dearie got a friend who decided to adopt a christian name for himself. His Chinese name is call 河水 and his surname is Sim.

I jokingly suggested, “Call Water Sim loh, or River Sim. Riverwater Sim also can. =) ”

After awhile, dearie showed me his SMS which said, “What do you think if I name myself Water Sim?”

I nearly fell off my chair.

“He’s serious??!! Oh well. Then perhaps can use Walter. Sounds almost the same but spelling looks slightly nicer than “Water

Dearie then replied suggesting “Walter” is not bad too to him.

Soon, he replied along the lines of “But Water seems more original. How about Riverwater, Rivancce, RV?”

*Stunned*

Christian names are really getting more and more..ah…unique lately.

Whenever dearie and me are bo-liao, sometimes we tried to think of both English and Chinese names for our unborn kids(if any, in future).

As it’s popular piecing the parents’ names together to form the kid’s names, we tried too.

ADRIAN + FION = ???

AION?

FIDRIAN?

Hahahaha.

Alright, jokes aside, I did thought of a few nice names before but cant really recall now. It’s not as if we’re serious in having kids right now anyway. But hopefully, our kid’s names can be unique but not too exotic or act class. Lol.

Other than appearance, names could be the other first thing which determines the first impression. Because when you just got to know someone, naturally the first question will be “what is your name?”. Although everyone knows names are usually given by parents, you will still form an impression in your heart uncontrollably.

Too common names?
It doesnt give any lasting impression nor lends any character to your image.

Too kinky/act-cute names?
To me, it’s fine so long so your personality matches(youthful, vibrant) and if you’re under 25 years old.

I cant imagine myself being called..e.g, Barbie or Candy when I’m 50 years old. Purely my personal opinion. People with baby faces are totally fine with them. FYI though, I like Barbie Hse(大S) very much! And she really maintains very well!

Too act-class names?
People will assume you’re trying to act classy or arrogant. Names like Kingsley, Valentino are a few among them. Use if you dare.

Okie I’m trying very very hard not to cite examples in case anyone gets offended. I have absolutely no mean intention. At least I dont have friends of the mentioned names though.

That being said, of course personality and heart comes more important in time than mere names and fame. As much as we always tell ourselves to take more time to know a person, first impressions will naturally be formed. And there ARE people on earth who rely solely on first impressions to determine the next date with you. Your name is also your identity and what makes you special. So I feel names, whether English or Chinese, should not be adopted shabbily.

You must like it.
Else you hate it everytime you write or announce your name.

You must own it.
So that whenever the name comes up, no matter how many people have the same name, you’re still the first who comes to mind.
For example, if you name yourself Andy but people always think of Andy Lau first before you, isnt that kind of…………..hmm……….

Or perhaps, I might not choose a christian name for my son(if any, in future) after all as I feel he will develop his own personality in time. And he can pick a name which he likes and suits him when he got a mind of his own. Like wise for daughter.

Maybe, just not names like, e.g, Lampard, Gaylord, Anastasia, Tita and certainly no fruit names. Fruit names seems to imply your parents or yourself have limited vocabulary. =P

My hubby hor….

Me:(suddenly) Dear, 我真的很爱很爱你, you know?
Hubby: (wary) 你又想怎么样…?
Me: 他妈的…

Few days ago, when we went mummy’s place for dinner..

Mummy: 你的嘴唇怎么会肿?
Me: Ulcer loh..很痛
Mummy: Aiyo! 肿到脸也是有一点肿leh
Me: ………..那是肥lah…….

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I thought this is funny

I came across a stranger’s blog entry which was freaking funny and decided to share with you guys. I suppose if I leave the link behind to credit him, it wouldnt be some infringement of law or plagiarism and wont antagonize him bah? =P Do read that entry as it’s pretty entertaining and it provides a flow to the very funny excerpt of the entry below:

Unique English Names: Following the common names situation, the society now grows and many new names have been introduced during meetings, get-to-knows and stuff. Just as how the society would evolve, with the famous “Be Unique” phrase (which I think many people are still seriously misunderstanding it), people are now creating their own English names. There’s three categories for unique names: the creative ones who thought up original, unique yet simple names (Not mentioning examples), the not-so-creative ones who thought up common words but still a sounding name like: Apple, Orange, Cherry, Rain.(Nothing wrong with that actually), and the super-duper-ultra-one-of-a-kind-unique names that actually fail to meet the basic understanding of what a name is.. Example: meet Kentlord, some guy in Facebook. I honestly don’t know if it’s actually a name but here’s a nice situation.

Mr. Kentlord: “Hi, I’m Kentlord.”
Me: “I’m sorry.. Gaylord?”
Mr. Kentlord: “No.. it’s KENTlord”
Me: “Geng Lor??”
Mr. Kentlord: “IT’S FUCKING KENTLORD MAN… WHY CAN’T YOU PRONOUNCE IT PROPERLY?????”
Me: “Jesus Christ… why can’t you pick an English name like Bob… your Chinese name Ken Lok very hard to pronounce..”

(God, I seriously hope he doesn’t see this.. )

HAHAHA.

C ah! C !

I thought this is interesting.

谷胸港女數臭男友

An even more interesting sequel. The so-called ex-bf.
He does look like a loser.

谷胸港女男友現身

Hmm….a pretty interesting and cheap way of advertising…around 350,000 views.

Anyway, the website http://www.perfectc.com.hk/ really exists.

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Curious of the price?

The price of 1 box (3 months treatment) is of HK$3000.

That’s like S$535.

WOAH!!

Anyone tried liao works then tell me la. Lol.

My married life?

Okie I thought this is funny.

Dear Fion Lim, below are Prediction result of Your Future Married Life:
How will you choose your Mr Right? You will make the most of being able to shop around for Mr Right. You love your freedom and will have a lot of fun learning about what sort of man you like. When you do find the guy for you, nobody will be able to keep you away from the church.

Who will be your future Mr Right?:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Your real-life hero will be manly
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : He’ll be dependable
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Even financially
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : He will protect you and always respect your feelings
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : He’ll probably be quite a bit older than you

When will you get married?:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You will be very determined and thorough in choosing a spouse
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You’ll study every detail about your man before saying yes to a life of love
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You will eventually make a good choice
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : But you’d better be sure that he’s willing to wait that long

(No leh….he’s perfectly willing to wait LONGER.)

What sort of wife will you be?:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You are a bit tricky
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You might pretend to be a sensitive and caring wife in his eyes
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : But you’ll be ready to laugh at him behind his back and eventually you may even leave him for another man

(what the…………..?!?! Simi PRETEND??!! I AM a sensitive and CARING wife OK! =P)

Will you and your husband have a good time together?:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You and your spouse will choose to spend time on more romantic activities
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You won’t end up quite as healthy
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : But you’ll have plenty of fun going out for drinks
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Watching concerts or playing cards at home with other friends

What will your children be like?:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Your kids will be quiet and won’t give you a hard time – they’ll be a joy to have around
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : However
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You should teach them to be stronger and more confident in themselves
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Otherwise they might grow up to be losers

How loyal are you?:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You get along very well with most guys
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Sometimes your friendliness misleads others to think that you’re a bit of a flirt
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : But actually you’ve got a loyal heart
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You’ll never have eyes for anyone except your beloved husband

Honey, just focus on the last 2 sentences will do. =D