副离子?? haha

Just now went mum’s place for dinner. Again, my cute mummy regaled me with interesting and lively discoveries. =)

She mentioned that recently, her buddy(same as prev post) is very passionate about a kind of amazing material(can be made into tops/socks/wrist-bands etc) call 副离子(not sure whether the characters are correct) which is supposed to worn on the body to regulate health.

“副离子 is not rebonding meh?” I guffawed.

Anyway, I was pretty skeptical as I tried something like that from 女人我最大 before which promised to slim me down, and it doesnt work! Humph!

But as mummy gave more and more live examples of her friends, we started to somewhat believe medical science might be advancing in stellar speed which is unknown to us.

Live Examples
1) a friend with diabetes with only 1 kidney left always have needle holes on his arms due to his treatments. Because of his diabetic condition, his arms are often red and infected.

After using: no more infections and rotted skin, though skin is still red

2) a friend with insomnia also find it more comfortable and easier to sleep with the 副离子eye-mask as well as the 副离子mat beneath her.

3) a friend with menstrual cramps and bulging tummy also experienced improvement

4) a friend dont wish to waste the water used to wash the 副离子 items and thus used them to water her plants. Surprisingly, the plants grew even better

5) a friend with consistent coughing for months totally recovered after using the 副离子wrap around her neck to sleep every night

If you are feeling incredulous, so am I.

Dearie jokingly said, “if wear on the head, can grow more hair or not?” while I asked, “wear liao can grow taller or not?”

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

K lah. But we dont wish to douse mummy’s enthusiasm. There might be a seminar selling coming up and if I’m free, I will tag along to hear what the promoters are saying. Is it really amazing and what theory is behind the 副离子? I shall find out. If it’s really beneficial to health, I will definitely share it.

I always know my health is not good and I constantly worry about dearie’s spine. If the 副离子 is really good, he definitely need one for his back and I need one for my abdomen where I experienced menstrual cramps every month. Actually dearie said I need for my whole body. =PPPPPPPPPPPPP As if you’re doing better.

They’re not really expensive lah. If really effective, I dont mind to buy. Because I’m really at my wit’s end. Being an exercise-idiot(运动白痴), I swept many supplements off Watson’s shelves, hoping any 2 pills a day can improve my immune system. However, each time after I consumed for not more than 2 days, I will be down with sorethroat or ulcers(like what I’m having now) because they might be too heaty for me. What a waste of my expensive supplements…wondering what to do with them. My Omega 3…Vitamin C….bla bla

Some interesting facts of the 副离子 materials;
1) can only wash them with COLD water.
2) Absolutely no sunshine when they’re wet
3) must be hand-wash

There are some people wearing the 副离子 already. Sometimes, they wear their tube top, beneath a jacket. Or if you see non-athletes wearing suspicious ugly black colour wrist-bands, it might be of those things too.

Cant imagine that I’m considering to go to such “seminar talks”. Seriously getting more and more AUNTIE. *faints*
Soon, you will see me wearing those ugly black colour wrist bands and beads on my wrists already. Muahahaha.

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